1. 靠，冤家路窄！

Dame it! Just my luck to make an enemy right off!

2. 百年修得同船渡，千年修得共枕眠。

To travel with someone is good fortune. To sleep on the same bed as someone is great fortune.

3. 我一直暗恋一个男生，可他都没正眼看过我。

Ive had a crush on a boy for ages...but he doesnt even notice me.

4. 我没有什么远大的理想，不求最好，只求安逸。

I dont have big dreams, not really. Im not hankering for the good life, I just want to be comfortable.

5. 我最大的理想就是青春不朽。

My biggest dream is to stay young forever.

6. 水不在深，有龙则灵。

The presence of a dragon makes any river sacred. (Or: A lake neednt be deep; It has supernatural power so long as there is a dragon in it. )

7. 我的课都敢翘，也不打听打听我是谁。

Any student who dares to skip my classes...clearly doesnt know my reputation.

8. 爱情真的就像一杯咖啡，有苦，有甜，却又芳香四溢。

Love really is like a cup of coffee. Bitter...sweet...fragrant.

9. 我就知道你这种人，做什么都是朝三暮四，注定一事无成。

I knew you were the kind of person who changes mind every three seconds, thats why you never get anywhere.

10. 我的人生是一栋只能建造一次的楼房。我必须让它精确无比，不能有一厘米的差池。

My life is like a building which can be put up only once. I always need to be precise. Cant afford a single centimeters error.

11. 你就像粪坑里的石头一样，你让我怎么成。

How could anyone get anywhere with someone as difficult as you?