2015年搞笑英语小品剧本《西游记》(英文版小品剧本)
Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King
唐僧拉着孙悟空衣服上场
唐僧:Im from the east ,go to the west,to seek for the scriptures.
悟空:Master,are you tired.lets have a rest```
唐僧:I am fine.lets have a rest later.(唐僧继续唱了一遍)
悟空:Master,are you tired.lets have a rest
唐僧:I am fine.(唐僧继续唱)
悟空:master,can you stop,.
唐僧: Im from the east ,go to the west,to seek for the scriptures.
悟空:shut up,I cant stand you any longer.I beg you stop!I feel mad!you are singing all the time!
唐僧:Is like a noisy?
悟空:No,its sweet sounding!But today I dont want to listen music!So,please dont sing!
唐僧:Ok,go ahead!I am``(唐僧刚想唱,悟空回头,师停止)
(走着走着,看到一房子)
唐僧:Look! There is a house over there.
悟空:really!lets me have a look!
(空飞奔过去打探情况,在墙外跳了一圈,回去报告)
悟空:Answer my master!there is a beauty and a old couple.
唐僧:Knock the door!
悟空:(空过去像土匪一样敲门)Open the door! (门没开,悟空回来)
唐僧:You should be polite!like this````
(上海滩音乐起,师大步向前,敲门)
唐僧:Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east.(大声三遍,门房才开)
小媳妇(做哭状):爹、妈,我
Daddy, mommy, I, I
老头: Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.
(小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里,抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息,擦泪。)
唐僧、悟空走进)
唐僧:Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight?
老头(做哽咽状):Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please 别过脸去继续哭泣)
(唐僧正在奇怪,老妈闻声抬起头,仔细打量唐僧,突然扑到唐僧面前。)
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