2015年搞笑英语小品剧本《西游记》(英文版小品剧本)

Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King

唐僧拉着孙悟空衣服上场

唐僧:Im from the east ,go to the west,to seek for the scriptures.

悟空:Master,are you tired.lets have a rest```

唐僧:I am fine.lets have a rest later.(唐僧继续唱了一遍)

悟空：Master,are you tired.lets have a rest

唐僧:I am fine.(唐僧继续唱)

悟空：master,can you stop,.

唐僧: Im from the east ,go to the west,to seek for the scriptures.

悟空:shut up,I cant stand you any longer.I beg you stop!I feel mad!you are singing all the time!

唐僧：Is like a noisy?

悟空：No,its sweet sounding!But today I dont want to listen music!So,please dont sing!

唐僧：Ok,go ahead!I am``(唐僧刚想唱，悟空回头，师停止)

(走着走着，看到一房子)

唐僧：Look! There is a house over there.

悟空：really!lets me have a look!

(空飞奔过去打探情况，在墙外跳了一圈，回去报告)

悟空：Answer my master!there is a beauty and a old couple.

唐僧：Knock the door!

悟空：(空过去像土匪一样敲门)Open the door! (门没开，悟空回来)

唐僧：You should be polite!like this````

(上海滩音乐起，师大步向前，敲门)

唐僧：Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east.(大声三遍，门房才开)

小媳妇(做哭状)：爹、妈，我

Daddy, mommy, I, I

老头： Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.

(小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息，擦泪。)

唐僧、悟空走进)

唐僧：Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight?

老头(做哽咽状)：Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please 别过脸去继续哭泣)

(唐僧正在奇怪，老妈闻声抬起头，仔细打量唐僧，突然扑到唐僧面前。)