谁能提供些《史密斯夫妇》的经典台词！！

要英文的么.

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Memorable Quotes from Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005) [from trailer] John Smith: Come to Daddy. Jane Smith: [after she bashes him with a tablecloth-ensconced silver teapot and headbutts him] Who's your Daddy now? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John Smith: [searching for Jane, holding a pistol] Honey...! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John Smith: [after tripping into a fence and accidentally firing a shot at his wife] Oh, dear God! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John Smith: Your aim's as bad as your cooking sweetheart... and that's saying something! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John Smith: [at marriage counseling] Ask us the sex question again. Jane Smith: [whispers] John. John Smith: [softly with his fingers out for ten] Ten. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John Smith: [after firing a rocket launcher] We should so not be allowed to buy these. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John Smith: [after Jane escapes on a high wire] Chicken shit! Jane Smith: Pussy! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John Smith: [after he finds out that Jane stole all of his guns] Bitch. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Eddie: So, did you kill that lying bitch? Jane Smith: This lying bitch? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Marriage Counselor: One a scale of one to ten, how would you rate the happiness of your marriage? Jane Smith: 8. John Smith: Could you clarify? Is 10 the highest or is 1 the highest? Marriage Counselor: Just answer with your instinct. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John Smith: [hitman from the BMW opens the van's left door. John opens the other van door and yanks the hitman through] These doors are handy. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John Smith: You looked like Christmas morning. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Eddie: No, thanks, I don't get out of bed for less than half a million dollars. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John Smith: Hiya, stranger. Jane Smith: Hiya back. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jane Smith: You still alive, baby? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jasmine: Jane, it's your husband! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John Smith: Does that include weekends? [when asked how many times they have sex] --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

John Smith: We remodeled the house. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John Smith: I hate the curtains. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John Smith: I guess that's what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John Smith: [angry that Benjamin had blown their cover] You burn the picture after you get the assignment! It's the first thing you learn! Benjamin: Oh, I must have missed that day. Just like you missed the day of don't marry the enemy. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jane Smith: Happy endings are just stories that haven't finished. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [John has just returned from shooting Lucky at the bar] Jane Smith: Where've you been? John Smith: I just went down to the sports bar. Put a little money on the game. Jane Smith: How'd you do? John Smith: I got Lucky. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John Smith: [both pointing guns at each other; John drops his] It's your call. Jane Smith: No! C'mon! Let's finish this! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Girls walking by House: What's going on, Mrs. Smith? Jane Smith: Garden party, girls. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [about the new curtains Jane bought] Jane Smith: If you don't like them just say so and we can take them back. John Smith: All right, I don't like them. Jane Smith: Learn to live with them. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Counselor: How often do you have sex? Jane Smith: I don't understand the question. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jane Smith: There's this huge space between us, and it just keeps filling up with whatever we don't say to each other. What's that called? Counselor: Marriage. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Benjamin: [while in the middle of the desert] Oh, look. More desert. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John Smith: Web of lies! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [both have discovered that they were on the desert and one tried to kill the other] John Smith: I missed you. Jane Smith: I missed you too. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Benjamin: [while being interrogated and tortured by John Smith] Can I have a soda? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lucky: What? You're looking for a job or something? John Smith: You are the job. [John kills everybody in the room]

John Smith: [looking at the cards at the table] Pair of threes. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jane Smith: [after shooting through a wall at John] Still alive, Baby? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Eddie: This broad is not your wife; she's the enemy. John Smith: She tried to kill me. Eddie: They all try to kill you. Slowly, painfully, cripplingly. How you going to handle it? John Smith: [grabs assault rifle] I'm going to borrow this. Eddie: I like where your head's at, man. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John Smith: We have an unusual problem here, Jane. You obviously want me dead, and I'm becoming less and less concerned for your well-being. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Therapist: How long have you been married? John Smith: Five years Jane Smith: Six years. John Smith: [chastened] Five or six years. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jane Smith: [referring to the pursuing cars] They're bulletproof! John Smith: [having not heard and shot at the cars] They're bulletproof! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John Smith: Dance with me. Jane Smith: You don't dance. John Smith: It was just my cover, sweetheart. Jane Smith: Was sloth your cover, too? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Eddie: Eddie? Mom #1: [shouts] Mom! We are on high alert here. I almost killed you right there! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Eddie: This bod is not your wife; she's the enemy. John Smith: She tried to kill me. Eddie: They all try to kill you. Slowly, painfully, cripplingly. How you going to handle it? John Smith: [grabs assault rifle] I'm going to borrow this. Eddie: I like where your head's at, man. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John Smith: We're going to have to re-do every conversation we've ever had. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Eddie: I live with my mom because I choose to. She's the only woman I've ever trusted. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John Smith: How many? Ok... I'll go first, then. I don't keep exact count, but I'd say, uh, high 50s, low 60s. I mean, I know I've been around the block an all, but... Jane Smith: 312. John Smith: What? How? Jane Smith: Some were two at a time. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John Smith: [after his wife checks his crotch for a weapon] That's all John‘s brother, sweetheart. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John Smith: [during a car chase] I never told you, but I was married once before.

Jane Smith: [slams on the brakes] What? John Smith: It was nothing, honey, a drunken Vegas thing. Jane Smith: [hitting John] Is that supposed to make me feel better? Huh? [shouts] Jane Smith: Is it? [pause] Jane Smith: What's her name and social security number? John Smith: No, honey, you're not going to kill her. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jane Smith: My parents died when I was five. I'm an orphan. John Smith: Who was that kind fellow who gave you away at the altar? Jane Smith: Paid actor. John Smith: I said I saw your father on "Fantasy Island"! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John Smith: [hotwiring a neighbor's minivan] He's had my barbecue for six months. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John Smith: [just before running over an assassin with the minivan] These fuckers get younger every year. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jane Smith: Wait, why do I get the girly gun? John Smith: What? Are you kidding me? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jane Smith: Any last words? John Smith: The new curtains are hideous. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John Smith: That's the second time you've tried to kill me today. Jane Smith: Oh, come on, it was just a little bomb. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John Smith: [after Jane accidentally throws a knife that punctures his leg] We'll talk about this later. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John Smith: I can't believe I brought my real parents to our wedding. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John Smith: [after having accidentally shot at his wife, Mr. Smith is on the roof of her car while she's trying to throw him off] Come on, let's talk about this! You don't want to go to bed angry

史密斯夫妇 ：现在想想，拉巴斯的那条船肯定很不错。 这个时候那边应该是雨季。 这句台词什么意思

拉巴斯是一个地方的名字，它是玻利维亚的两个首都之一，一是实际首都拉巴斯，二是法定首都为苏克雷，整句的意思就是说现在想想停在拉巴斯的那条船应该不错，这边那个时候应该是雨季。

他们前面一点对话好像有提到他们的逃跑据点在哪，女的是在拉巴斯，男的好像是在阿尔卑斯山那吧，大概，蛮久之前看的了，不太确定，希望我的回答能对你有帮助

电影《史密斯夫妇》讲的是什么﹖？

众所周知，片中是夫妇，现实中亦是。

布拉德皮特，男人中的男人，自信，乐观，不失深邃，全球最性感的男艺人。

安吉丽娜茱丽，女人中的女人，灵动，媚娆，不失典雅，全球最性感的女艺人。

一部影片，男女主角，双双之最，夫妻，默契，缔造经典……

影片讲的是分属不同间谍组织的二人在互不知底的情形下结为夫妻，生活了“五到六年”（男主角调侃的话），最后得知是一场阴谋。为了维持婚姻，也为了生存，二人从敌对到联合，终拨开迷雾见天日，重走到了一起……

个人觉得，剧情不是很复杂（当然这样有利于观众更好的理解影片内容）。当中人物心理的描绘通过人物表情来表现，打95分。这一点于男女主角的关系是分不开的，有谁能保证生活中的他们，每每传递一个眼神，其中的潜台词不是已经做过3遍以上的腹稿了呢？

高科技武器与间谍，照目前此类国外影片的整体来看，决计分不开。片中一个小丸炸一整栋房子的套路，是过时了些，但微波炉底层藏着一整箱枪械匕首的创意还是值得叫好的。这里我们看到发达国家的动作，是将高科技融入生活，继而联想到真正细微的创意，可以做铺垫，亦可以贯穿全片。

刀子，餐具嘛。但是在这里我们看到的分明是李寻欢的外籍传人。夫妻两个分动用了水果刀、匕首、菜刀等“管制刀具”，在眼花缭乱的火拼下冷不丁扔出一把，自然而然得例无虚发。那一场互探彼此的“夜宴戏”，当真磨刀霍霍：女的去端菜，男的把小餐刀藏进怀里；女的要切肉，从盘子上抄起一把大餐刀；男的说别别，亲爱的，让我来，你都忙活一天了；女的刚说完好吧，就从围裙里在抽出一把锃亮的钢刀来切面包；男的无奈心想我缴刀总行了吧，一吃肉发现还被下毒了…………

诚然，这样过日子的没有，但它真就真在男女主角的默契。

这也是本片最大的亮点和噱头。

“Okey ……um……”我就最爱听布哥的这句话。他作为一个男人，说这话的时候足够深情的看着妻子，表现出的是忍让，忍让升华成包容，而正对着美人决绝的侧脸，射手座乐观达天的布哥上扬嘴角，国际化的绅士微笑被演绎成了百慕大魔鬼三角的天气，我们看着，okey，风云变幻……

从《致命60秒》到《古墓丽影》再到如今的《史密斯夫妇》，安吉丽娜是幸福的，不晓得尼古拉斯凯奇是怎么评价她的，总之在好莱坞，“炙手可热”还不足以概括她的地位。那么锦上添花也好，如虎添翼也好，布拉德皮特来了，走入了她的生活，彼此熟知，继而牵手共赢，05年的这次合作，是催化剂亦是契合点。亲友祝愿他们永浴爱河，影迷渴望看到更多的作品，传媒评论蜂拥而至，事业步步辉煌……

回到影片中来，结构上有条不紊，倒叙可谓娓娓“倒”来，05年的片子就应该是尖端水准了。

大结局和和美美，倒给人一种“中国风”的错觉。而国产片现在却开始模仿“韩范儿”了，诸如此类剧情片的结局，非“死”既“分”，很是挠人。

还是那句“祝有情人终成眷属”，给全天下分分合合的情人们