史莱克3和怪物公司的经典台词

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急需怪物史莱克的经典对话： 要求： 1.。最好是4人以上对话，不要超过5人， 2.。时间要求在8至12分钟之间

精彩对白

Shrek: Quick tell a lie!

史莱克：快点撒一个谎！

Pinocchio: What should I say?

皮诺曹：我该说什么？

Donkey: Say something crazy... like “I'm wearing ladies' underwear!”.

驴子：说一些疯狂的事情...像"我正穿着女人的内裤"。

Pinocchio: Um, ok. I'm wearing ladies' underwear.

皮诺曹：嗯，好。我正穿着女人的内裤。

Pinocchio: [silence]

皮诺曹：（沉默）

Shrek: Are you?

史莱克：你正穿着(女人的内裤)吗？

Pinocchio: I most certainly am not.

皮诺曹：我非常肯定没有穿着(女人的内裤)。

Pinocchio: [nose extends] .

皮诺曹：（鼻子变长）

Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are.

驴子：这看起来就像你非常肯定穿着在。

Pinocchio: I am not.

皮诺曹：我没有。

Pinocchio: [nose extends]

Gingerbread Man: IT'S A THONG!

姜饼人：它是一个皮带！

Gingy：Oww! They’re briefs.

姜饼人：噢！它们是短裤！

Pinocchio：Are not.

皮诺曹：不是！

GIngy：Are too!

姜饼人：是的！

皮诺曹：不是.

Gingy：Are too!

Prince Charming: You! You can't lie! Where is Shrek?

Pinocchio: Well, uh, I don't know where he's not.

Prince Charming: You don't know where Shrek is?

Pinocchio: On the contrary,

Prince Charming: So you do know where he is!

Pinocchio: I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that I undeniably…

Prince Charming: Stop It!

Pinocchio: Do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be. If that indeed wasn't where he isn't!

白马王子：你，你不能说谎！史莱克在哪儿？

匹诺曹：呃，好吧，我不知道他不在哪里。

白马王子：你不知道史莱克在哪里？

匹诺曹：正好相反。

白马王子：这么说来，你知道他在哪儿了！

匹诺曹：我可能多多少少、不太确定、无法否认、不能拒绝……

白马王子：闭嘴！

匹诺曹：知道或不知道他可能不应该在哪里，也就是我确实不知道他不在哪里！

Donkey: [Donkey and Puss in Boots have switched bodies] I've been abra-cadabra'd into a Fancy Feasting second-rate sidekick!

Shrek: Donkey...

Donkey: I feel all exposed and nasty!

驴子（驴子和穿靴子的猫互换了身体）：我竟然进入了这个我一直看不上的伙伴的身体里！

史莱克：驴子……

驴子：我感到无所遁形，极度肮脏！

Donkey: [seeing Shrek naked in the bed] Aahh! You know, you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies!

驴子（看到史莱克一丝不挂地躺在床上）：啊，你知道吗？你真的需要给自己穿上一条宽大的睡裤！

Puss in Boots: [after Shrek throws Donkey out the door] Some people just don't understand boundaries.

穿靴子的猫（史莱克将驴子扔出了窗户）：有些人就是不知道什么叫做适可而止。

芭蕉树心有什么作用，可以吃吗？还是做药材？

《怪物史瑞克》里有一句台词:人和洋葱一样是分层次的。芭蕉心也是如此。芭蕉是热带，亚热带的一种水果，尤两广和云南多见。但以云南常见吃之。云南有一首歌“阿哥阿妹情义深，就象那芭蕉一条心……”可见在云南的地位。芭蕉树砍下后一层层剥去皮，到最后剩下心是嫩的，白的，多汁的有点丝线，一股清香，有点甜，有点涩涩的。我的描述不是太准，但一般人有点吃不惯。必定是地方性的东西，一方水土嘛。但那里的人，大象等都喜欢当水果，解渴。由于它多汁，水大，嫩，从中医讲它又是消炎，清热的药物。芭蕉心有的还把它炒来当菜。可见芭蕉是个宝。谢谢邀请，时间关系说的有点乱，没逻辑。望见谅。