标题：小品剧本：2015年搞笑英语小品剧本《西游记》（英文版小品剧本）

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2015年搞笑英语小品剧本《西游记》(英文版小品剧本)Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King唐僧拉着孙悟空衣服上场唐僧:Im from the east ,go to the west,to seek for the scriptures.

悟空:Master,are you tired.

lets have a rest```唐僧:I am fine.

lets have a rest later.

(唐僧继续唱了一遍)悟空：Master,are you tired.

lets have a rest唐僧:I am fine.

(唐僧继续唱)悟空：master,can you stop,.

唐僧: Im from the east ,go to the west,to seek for the scriptures.

悟空:shut up,I cant stand you any longer.

I beg you stop!

I feel mad!

you are singing all the time!

唐僧：Is like a noisy?

悟空：No,its sweet sounding!

But today I dont want to listen music!

So,please dont sing!

唐僧：Ok,go ahead!

I am``(唐僧刚想唱，悟空回头，师停止)(走着走着，看到一房子)唐僧：Look!

There is a house over there.

悟空：really!

lets me have a look!

(空飞奔过去打探情况，在墙外跳了一圈，回去报告)悟空：Answer my master!

there is a beauty and a old couple.

唐僧：Knock the door!

悟空：(空过去像土匪一样敲门)Open the door!

(门没开，悟空回来)唐僧：You should be polite!

like this````(上海滩音乐起，师大步向前，敲门)唐僧：Excuse me, sir.

I am the monk from the east.

(大声三遍，门房才开)小媳妇(做哭状)：爹、妈，我Daddy, mommy, I, I 老头： Honey, hurry up.

The spirit is coming soon.

(小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。

老头在一边叹息，擦泪。

)唐僧、悟空走进)唐僧：Excuse me, sir.

I am the monk from the east.

Can we stay over here tonight?

老头(做哽咽状)：Oh, you are the monk from the east.

Sure.

Sure, come in, please 别过脸去继续哭泣)(唐僧正在奇怪，老妈闻声抬起头，仔细打量唐僧，突然扑到唐僧面前。

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